They're all the same..

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
I nstead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
I n return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain

EPF Rules- A MUST READ

something yg aku nak syere ngan korang...jgn ambik tak endah perkara ini. remeh, tp tetap cari masa untuk buat perkara ini demi anak2 yg kita akan 'tinggalkan'. Jangan anak2 kita sengsara bila kita dah tiada. Mana la tau kan..ajal maut di tangan tuhan, esok lusa siapa yg tahu bila kita akan tiada. Lebih2 lagi bila diorang masih kecil. kalau dah besar panjang, dah branak pinak sendiri, sebelum tutup mata ckp kat anak tu..lu pk la sendiri...hehehe

sila baca artikel ni yer...


If ONE (1) of your Nominees in the EPF Nominees list dies, automatically the whole arrangement (EPF Nominees list) is VOID .. Meaning if, you only put in One (1) name & unfortunately he/she dies before you - automatically EPF will channel your EPF money to trustee of AMANAH RAYA upon your death.

Even though if you have few names in the EPF Nominees list, - the whole arrangement is VOID & none of the individual names left in the EPF Nominees list will get their portion & automatically EPF will channel your EPF money to trustee of AMANAH RAYA upon your death.

Piece of advice - if any of the your Nominees in the EPF Nominees list dies, please do immediately approach the nearest EPF counter & present the Death Certificate of the individual & register your NEW / LATEST Nominee in the EPF Nominees list + NEW / LATEST percentage .

If, you & the other party (maybe spouse) involved in the same misfortune (accident / illness) that caused death to both yourself / spouse please, please, please alert your siblings / relatives / parents to immediately approach the nearest EPF counter & share the information within 3 days to AVOID all EPF money to be surrendered to trustee of AMANAH RAYA .

Upon surrender to trustee of AMANAH RAYA, your children will have to battle the money thru 3 channels;

Majlis Agama

Pejabat Tanah

Mahkamah

The normal period via above 3 channels usually takes 2-3 years (except if you have inside/tip top connection) at Amanah Raya.

SPORTS IS GOOD NOT FOR KIDS ONLY..

peserta dgn hadiah masing2.. cuma acara utk parents je iaitu acara lumba lari 10meter (ye ke? he he) sambil dukung anak yg tak ada dlm foto2 ni sbb org yg amik gambar pun masuk acara juge.. he he





























acara lompat katak..mana si katak tue..tak nampak pun..

Haa.. ni pulak acara teka cekelat dalam balang..sapa menang dapat makan sume cekelat tu..

acara tiup belon....Tiup jangan tak tiup.. eei besarnya belon.. seramm..

n acara puzzle utk puzzle mania2 sekelian..tgk lah tu dr yg kecik spi yg tua (tua ke?) veteran lah..pun turut serta wlw tak diundang.. he heh..

ANAK SAPA TU..

WOW..ROMANTIC MOMENTS..

ITS KARAOKE SESSION..

wah..test power ke?..